browsing tumblr while on post limit is like a recovering alcoholic staring into the window of a bar
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’
when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
(Source: tosaunterisparisian)
